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Sleepy
Coppers!

Now this is the kind of police officer you should run into on that one day when you just so happen to have been sitting with your buddy at Art's Coffee House and Bait Shop, slurping down a half dozen javas without even realizing it. Then, hopping into your classic, souped up 1977 Sportscoach motorhome, you rip outta the parking lot going about fifty zillion miles an hour 'cause you're so filled to the brim with Farmer's Brothers Highly Toxic Cheap Rotgut Coffee, that you just can't control yourself. Yeah, and when that happens, isn't it always true that the local cops just got out of a big pep talk where the chief said, "Okay, boys, go out and bust some chops!" And the men in blue are so totally jazzed they start beating their chests, yelling "Tickets! Tickets! Tickets!" Man oh man, this ain't your lucky day! Too bad you couldn't have been in town a couple of days earlier when the cop behind the sign in the photo above was on duty. That's one lazy dude! A guy like that ain't gonna catch nobody!

Did you hear about the RVer who lost his left arm and leg in an accident?
He's all right now.

The RVjokes.com motorhome-newsroom has spent a lot of time rolling around the USA, exploring the back roads in search of all that's funny. In our travels, we have seen a lot of very interesting mailboxes. We've seen pretty ones, ugly ones, and very creative ones -- in the shape of tractors, plows, salmon, cows, Uncle Sam, cute little ducks, and about everything else. But some of the mailboxes we've seen and photographed have been just plain strange. Case in point: the one to the left. You've got to agree with us about this one: it's STRANGE!

There's no such thing as a stupid question. Right? Not if you ask the National Park rangers who compiled this list of actual questions asked by park visitors.

At Grand Canyon National Park:
"Was this man-made?"
"Is there an elevator to the bottom?"
"Do you light it up at night?"
"Is the mule train air-conditioned?"
"Where are the faces of the presidents?"

At Carlsbad Caverns National Park:
"How much of the caves is underground?"
"So whats in the unexplored part of the cave?"
"Does it ever rain in here?"
"So what is this, just a hole in the ground?"
"How many ping pong balls would it take to fill it up?"

At Everglades National Park:
"Are the alligators real?"
"Are the baby alligators for sale?"
"When does the two o'clock bus leave?"

At Yosemite National Park:
"What time of year do you turn on Yosemite Falls?"
"What happened to the other half of Half Dome?"

At Alaska's Denali National Park:
"What time do you feed the bears?"
"How often do you mow the tundra?"
"How much does Mount McKinley weigh?"

At Mesa Verde National Park:
"Did people build this, or did Indians?"
"Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?"
"Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?"